hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!
my mom just told me to shave and i said Looks like we have a hairy situation here and she just looked at me with a blank face
the worst part is she doesn’t even speak english and she knows it was a bad joke
“wanna hang out? when are you free?”
i’m never free, $50 per hang out
the description gets me everytime
If Disney Store doesn’t use "Hoohoo, Big Summer Blowout" once this Summer in one of their sale campaigns, they’re doing it wrong.
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"
Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.
im so pro-selfie like there are so many bigger problems in the world than girls who think theyre pretty
one of those problems is girls who dont think theyre pretty