Princess Catastrophe

pyocola:

I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

nigga-chan:

"hey beautiful" image

hey

"you know, you’re pretty cute for a black girl"

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hm…uh..thanks

"Want to be my chocolate princess? "

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wait a-

"My african queen"

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what the fuc-

"ever been with a white guy before? "

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???

"Ya know, you’re so nice. You don’t act like most black girls"

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pastaronironironi:

I found my kindergarten notebook

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it